Dick & Jane

written by:  Jeff Kranz
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once i thought i cried
allergies or a cold in my eye
mold or dust
in god we trust

it says right here on the penny

am i young or am i old?
is my breakfast getting cold?
time to go.

she looks good in black tights
they keep me happy at night
but a cold in my eye
cause she likes another guy

but he's not as handsome as me...

Is she young or is she old?
will she kiss the magic toad?
who can say?

I live in this big country town
you can see me strolling around
stumbling on my feet
I try to keep the beat

all through the day...

Jane bangs a drum
Dick still sucks his thumb

Don't tell his mom.